I thought we were supposed to do this together. No. You're about to discover what a life of sin will get you! Trick-or-treat! I don't do Halloween! But here at the Simpson house, we're still celebrating. I guess you should judge a book by its cover. We're missing the dissection! I only hope those scientists leave me my mouth, so I may spread my message of peace through song. Seconds, please. Now then, our first gory story is... Oh, for crying out loud! I just want to say that for watching this network, you're all going to hell! How about a little neck rub, baby? Our shock troops will teleportin and eat everyone's heads, all thanks to you. Oh, why did I take pride in my child's accomplishments? Mmm. Developed by. How could you not tell me you were an assassin? Get them now. It's on during rain-outs of gleep-glop games. Okay, you finished it, but don't ask for... How could you not tell me you were an assassin? The problem is you don't share my interest in not being with you. Who is it? In the seventh annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Bart discovers his long-lost twin, Lisa grows a colony of small beings, and Kang and Kodos impersonate Bill Clinton and Bob Dole in order to win the 1996 presidential election. History Talk (0) Comments Share. She empty-bagged us! Excuse me. Hold still! Why am I getting words in edgewise? Whatever we did, we're sorry. Lust! "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" is a love letter to the show's past. Someone's taking the highway to the danger zone. That concludes our Halloween show for this year. Kodos the Destroyer. I just get to keep whatever's in the guy's wallet. Hey ho, let's go! Listen, I... Oh! And this is where sinners spend all of eternity! Go find out the secret locations of your country'smissile defense facilities. It was last week. Then I am wanted! That concludes our Halloween show for this year. I want you to eliminate this reporter, Kent Brockman. I've got something that will scare the H-E-double sippy straws out of them. Ah, what are you going to do? This is what you get for stealing jokes?! You remember Halloween? In the eighteenth annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Bart harbors Kodos the alien in "E.T., Go Home," Homer and Marge are husband and wife assassins who try to take each other out in "Mr. & Mrs. Simpson," and Ned Flanders is given God-like powers during his demonstration on the wages of sin in "Heck House." Great, great. Good lines, nice balance. Mmm, I'd like to see you do a guy sometime. Why won't you work, you stupid piece of junk?! We've forgotten the old ways. "Treehouse of Horror XII" was directed by Jim Reardon and co-written by Joel H. Cohen, John Frink, Don Payne and Carolyn Omine. Please, Lord, grant me the power to psychologically torture them into loving you. Hey ho, let's go! ...so, killing people together has really spiced things up in the bedroom. Is that a ray gun? The only sensible thing to do is explore it on my own. I love watching you do other guys! I got your candy right here. [SIGHS] I've got a list of things for you to do. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I pull the trigger. That's terrific, but I called you here to discuss your son's misbehavior on the school bus. The only sensible thing to do is explore it on my own. He found the gully where I dump electricity every summer to jack up prices. We can't have a space creature living in our house. I was just in it for the sin. Stop it! [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. I thought we were supposed to do this together. Sweeties... We weren't fighting. Treehouse of Horror XVIII Treehouse of Horror XVIII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. You're supposed to give us candy. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. JABF16: Treehouse Of Horror XVIII JABF22: Little Orphan Millie JABF17: Husbands And Knives KABF01: Funeral For A Fiend KABF02: Eternal Moonshine Simpson Mind KABF03: E. Pluribus Wiggum KABF04: That '90s Show KABF05: Love, Springfieldian Style KABF06: The Debarted KABF07: Dial 'N' For Nerder KABF08: Smoke On The Daughter KABF09: Papa Don't Leech Trick or treat! ,Go Home 3 Mr. and Mrs.Simpson 4 Heck House 5 Ending sequence Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery Welcome to The Collected Treehouse of Horror III, featuring The Simpsons Annual Treehouse of Horrors III, VI, IX, XII, XV, and XVIII. Springfield is rife with the seven deadly sins! The 30th Treehouse of Horror features a demon Maggie, a mission to rescue Milhouse from another dimension, dead-Homer's spirit trying on some new bodies for size and Selma finally finding love in an unlikely place - the alien in the basement. Just kill her! I've got something that will scare the H-E-double sippy straws out of them. "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XVIII (TV Episode 2007) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. That's my favorite couch! Can I weld that? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 27, 1996. I said, why won't you work?! Whoa! It's a space portal. Edit. Think of me on Pizza Fridays. No, you hit me in my 700 testicles. Uh, we know it'syou, Mr. Simpson. Hmm... do all humans have such weak necks or just the one you call "Jim Halterman"? At your funeral. Love ya. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Tame it, baby. Treehouse of Horror IIII (1992) Replay Video. Behold, the las-diddily-ast room of Ned Flanders's Hell House! No! I guess a little peek won't hurt me. No! Oh hello. All rights reserved. How was your Midnight Monkey Madness? Sin gets us something? I'm helping! Ma'am, we have reason to believe that you're harboring an alien. Or, in English: Burnt cream! "Trick or Treat" isn't just some phrase you chant mindlessly like The Lord's Prayer. Writing three 7-minute segments was just too taxing for the writers, so it was proposed that they could do anything without worrying about continuity to appease them.The yearly Halloween special was named \"Treehouse of Horror\" because the original special depicted the Simpson children in their treehouse telling sca… What do you think, Nelson? Bart... friend? I'm going to blow Rachel Goodman away at show-and-tell. May I remind you that I'm your principal's mother?! Treehouse of Horror XVII Treehouse of Horror XVII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. Quiet. Now where is the alien? You're about to discover what a life of sin will get you! I guess you should judge a book by its cover. Say it. I'm sure you have a lot of calls to make. That's why I have a special job for you. Actually, I'm still alive, so technically, it's vivisection. Oh, how I envy the crotchless. It was last week. I say we trick her! Love ya. They're going through a tight wind. So, this is my Krusty dolll0o, Linguo, Iraq War Sergeant Activity with insufficient armor, Phonic Frog, cat skull, Jim Halterman bobblehead doll. MMM... Homer: Homer cannibalizes himself after he runs out of food while Margeand the kids are away from home. I can't believe that an alien who looked so evil turned out to be bad. Like a million pounds? Who wants ice cream in bed? Hey ho, let's go! Well done, Columbo. The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror is an annual special episode of The Simpsons consisting of several parodies of horror movies, TV shows, novels, and other horror elements. We will cook them, we will eat them 'Cause that's the way to treat them... Oh, Ma-arge. Well, they're not as pretty as you, Marge. Out of my way, mystery skank! History Talk (0) Comments Share. May I have a clean American newspaper, please, no "Doonesbury"? "Scaredy cats not wanted"? Now they're going to have tummy aches tomorrow. “Must eat more fat people, thank God I'm in America.” Homer Simpson[src] "Treehouse of Horror XVII" is the seventeenth Treehouse of Horror episode and the fourth episode of Season 18. He died as he lived--like a dork. Our shock troops will teleportin and eat everyone's heads, all thanks to you. Don't worry, sir. May I remind you that I'm your principal's mother?! Weirdoes! Season 105, Episode 6 TV-PG CC SD. They're coming to get... what's your name? “Treehouse of Horror XVIII,” 2007 Kodos as a Spielbergian extraterrestrial should be a slam dunk, but there’s a lazy, mean undercurrent here that keeps the segment from gelling. Actually, I do have an important job for you. Have funat your crazy-sounding thing. In the fantastic frightology that is Treehouse XVIII, an unwelcome alien crashes with the Simpsons in "E.T. This transcript isn't tidy! But here at the Simpson house, we're still celebrating. I'll do the killing for hire, and you stay home with the kids. We've forgotten the old ways. May I have a clean American newspaper, please, no "Doonesbury"? And where will "Super Dad" be then? If the government finds out he's here, they'll dissect him. Mmm, I'd like to see you do a guy sometime. Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. Ninth floor. Homer... bored! Wow, you guys are good. Beat it, weirdoes! You missed 'em. It seems to me we gave her a choice: trick or treat. The ways of rotten eggs and soaped-up windows. Okay, here's the deal. You're the worst one of all! Bart, go out to the shed and get some more butane! Can't talk. Episode: "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Year: 2007. “My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities... and cure them with more peace..” Kodos[src] "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" is the fifth episode of Season 19, and is the eighteenth Halloween episode (leftover episode from Season 18). How could you not tell me? But someone made me too many pancakes... and now I have to sleep them off. Tonight, we have three terrifying tales of the... Can't anyone just watch the show they're watching? Burnt cream! I'm concerned we might be heading down a slippery slope. 1 … The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? You're right. ...butane this. This is taken from The Simpsons TreeHouse Of Horror XVIII Subscribers Special Enjoy the Video Ladies and Gentlemen! Sloth! "Treehouse of Horror VII" is the first episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. How much do you make? They take place outside the show's normal continuity and completely abandon … We got a complaint from an anonymous "neighborino" about an elaborately choreographed, high-octane, ultra-fight. It usually gives you a great idea of what the book's about. You moron! Oh, what a wonderful night. And envy! You are very observant, Lisa. Are you guys fighting over us? Stop licking my junk! Lighting poo. They're forming in straight line. What do we do now? That's odd. Starting with... gluttony! The ways of rotten eggs and soaped-up windows. Now, how about the neck of my butt? Were they now? Let me throw something on. Treehouse of Horror VIII. And that includes FX, Fox Sports, and our newest Devil's portal, The Wall Street Journal. Way to getrid of Bart. In the script, Kang and Kodos were shown as "an octopus in a space helmet with a trail of goo". Crème brulée! It's my junk, too! I'm concerned we might be heading down a slippery slope. Definitely, especially if you count the inside flap as part of the cover. Ha! After them! Hop in, Bart. They're coming to get... what's your name? It's because I'm Jewish. Remember Halloween? Wouldn't you rather have a bikini magazine? Open this doorat once. Oh, Marge, your tentacles feel so good. My favorite is number three. The lesson here is he's being punished for thinking women are beautiful! Give me back my TV! Well, they're not as pretty as you, Marge. ! Yes. We can fly over them with the power of love, right? Assassin's perch. Hmm. As this month's rotating president of the Springfield Future Scientists Club, may I say I'm sorry and is there anything we can do to help? It was written by Marc Wilmore and directed by Chuc… I'm, um... flipping overwheelbarrows in case it rains. Greetings, 241. More of meto love. Bart and our alien friend are hundreds of miles away by now. All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people?! I keep telling you: I'm Hindu! He's a local car dealer. And that includes FX, Fox Sports, and our newest Devil's portal, The Wall Street Journal. Look! You just can't get Russian gangster blood out. Wait a minute. I thought I was killed by that magic spaghetti! Behold, the las-diddily-ast room of Ned Flanders's Hell House! What do you weigh? You can go get the wrench I dropped. Whoa! I'm going to blow Rachel Goodman away at show-and-tell. Another thing: I don't knowwhere you go at night. I got a planto save your space doggy. And you have fun at your preposterous event. Trick her good! We can't have a space creature living in our house. Hey ho, let's go! But here at the Simpson house, we're still celebrating it. The kids are losing their minds. They should be here by now. Ma'am, we have reason to believe that you're harboring an alien. Excuse me, but this is not good! A lot of Roman numerals, and what do they add up to besides LXIII? Springfield is rife with the seven deadly sins! Homie, I made you my killer lasagna. Crème brulée! No. Bart, go out to the shed and get some more butane! Marge, I'm gonna be home late tonight. I thought I was killed by that magic spaghetti! Must be something they eat. Wait. Ice cream! Definitely, especially if you count the inside flap as part of the cover. They were in yesterday's New York Times. We got a complaint from an anonymous "neighborino" about an elaborately choreographed, high-octane, ultra-fight. It's Halloween. We'll be killing every human in two days. You remember Halloween? Oh, lighten up. Lick my feet! [ Coughs ] Oh, God. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Want some company? It sounded like you were. Hey ho, let's go! I would have taken a bribe. The finished design was based on EC Comics cover issue. Hold on. It usually gives you a great idea of what the book's about. I still have to caramelize. The Exor-Sis: Maggie gets possessed by an evil demon called Pazuzu. Oh, my God, an alien. It's on during rain-outs of gleep-glop games. Oh, that was so hot! Now I don't get paid! I warned ya. Oh, those were for the Church breakfast. taem ttub-gip ekilsllems daeh ruoY Those monsters must be stopped! ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XVIII?oldid=40917. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Now they're going to have tummy aches tomorrow. The blitzkrieg bop. That was your thing. Oh, why did I take pride in my child's accomplishments? » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons, The Simpsons S19E05 (JABF16 ) Treehouse of Horror XVIII. You smokers disgust me. Fiber-optic cable, uranium 235, two tickets to Avenue Q, seven billion body bags... Can I hammer that? You're right. As always, silence means yes. Hear me out. No, no, no, some of my best friends are... Fine, you can stay. I just get to keep whatever's in the guy's wallet. [GRUNTS THEN GROANS] Hammocks. Well, I won't be home, either. Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I pull the trigger. I'm helping! 19x05 - Treehouse of Horror XVIII. Is that your space name? Yo, ring her up, dude. The alien's right here in the living room. Welcome to The Collected Treehouse of Horror III, featuring The Simpsons Annual Treehouse of Horrors III, VI, IX, XII, XV, and XVIII. He can be such a pest. I was out getting drunk, then killing people! I said no! F.D. - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. Kang and Kodos first appeared in the second season in "Treehouse of Horror". So, this is my Krusty dolll0o, Linguo, Iraq War Sergeant Activity with insufficient armor, Phonic Frog, cat skull, Jim Halterman bobblehead doll. Go Home"--and turns out to be a precursor to an invasion from space, Homer and Marge are paid assassins who nearly kill … All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people?! Treehouse of Horror 13 [HOMER SCREAMING] Now to spend some quality time away from my family. They turned the church into a haunted house! Welcome to the club! I'm, um... flipping over wheelbarrows in case it rains. watch 01:20. Why do you think I'm kicking it? Greed! It's not a phone. I hope the next people don't give us anything so we can trick them too! Actually, I'm still alive, so technically, it's vivisection. A lot of Roman numerals, and what do they add up to besides LXIII? But I don't need to say it out loud 'cause I'm by myself. Coralisa: Lisa, along with Snowball V, discover a creepy/perfect version of her family in an alternate universe. But I don't need to say it out loud 'cause I'm by myself. Welcome to Heck House! You never listen! It's always nice to see a "Treehouse of Horror" story that's actually about Halloween, even if only to see the characters' costumes. Treehouse of Horror XVIII Treehouse of Horror XVIII 1 Opening 2 E.T. 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